Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
Thor has a hankering for some rainbow ice cream, but Heimdall won’t open the Bifrost.
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. OMG!
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.
I never thought I would admire a murder
Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.
Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.
Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.
Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?
that last fucking comment tho
dear game developers attached below you will find my resume, cover letter, and references please hire me as your primary artist thank you
As a developer in the gaming industry, you’d be surprised, this small joke you created here, is nearly identical to the type of shit people put in their references. Your joke, could literally get you a job.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE
The assignment was to take a fairytale / story and set in in a different time period and culture, then do three illustrations that could be spreads inside a kid’s storybook (and one cover). I did Sword in the Stone, the first part of the King Arthur stories set in India.
fun prank idea: draw a huge transmutation circle around campus and sacrifice the lives of everyone to make a philosopher’s stone